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P*ssy On Your Face

Strawberry vodka, banana liqueur, melon liqueur, orange juice, apple juice and sour mix over ice. Tropical, fruit-heavy and sweet. Built tall, served cold, drinks like a Sex on the Beach with extra ingredients and fewer reservations.

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4.41 from 49 votes
Calories: 248kcal
Prep Time: 3 minutes
Total Time: 5 minutes
The Pussy On Your Face Cocktail is a fruity and fun drink that combines the sweet flavors of strawberry vodka, banana liqueur, and melon liqueur with refreshing splashes of orange and apple juices. This playful cocktail is perfect for parties and gatherings, offering a burst of fruity flavors in every sip.

Ingredients

Instructions

Prepare the Glass:

  • Fill a glass with ice cubes.

Add Melon Liqueur:

  • Pour 1 oz of melon liqueur over the ice.

Mix the Liqueurs:

  • Add 3/4 oz of strawberry vodka and 3/4 oz of banana liqueur to the glass.

Finish with Juices:

  • Pour a splash of orange juice and a splash of apple juice into the glass.

Top with Sours:

  • Add 1 oz of sours to finish the drink.

Stir and Serve:

  • Stir gently to combine all the flavors and serve.

Notes

The Pussy On Your Face Cocktail is an exciting mix of sweet and tangy flavors, making it a great choice for any festive occasion. The combination of fruity liqueurs and juices creates a refreshing and enjoyable drink that is sure to be a hit at your next party.
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Estimated Nutrition:

Calories: 248kcal (12%)Carbohydrates: 29g (10%)Saturated Fat: 0.01gPolyunsaturated Fat: 0.01gPotassium: 34mg (1%)Sugar: 28g (31%)Vitamin A: 4IUVitamin C: 12mg (15%)Calcium: 2mgIron: 0.02mg
CourseBeverage, Cocktail, Drinks
CuisineBeverage, Cocktail, Drinks
KeywordBeverage Recipe, Cocktail Recipe, Drink Recipe
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Where it came from

Joke-name shots and cocktails travelled the same circuit. This drink is part of the family of Pussy-named shooters that includes the Wet Pussy, the Spicy Wet Pussy and the Canadian Pussy. The recipe stretches a Wet Pussy into a tall cocktail with three liqueurs and three juices.

The version above is the most common pub pour. Some bartenders skip the sour mix and lean harder on apple juice for a simpler build.

What it tastes like

Strawberry on the lead, banana mid, melon round through, orange and apple juice carrying the body. Sour mix at the back keeps the drink from going syrupy. Sweet but balanced.

Plenty of ice is the only thing keeping this drink from being a sugar bomb.

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Ingredient Spotlight

The bottles that make or break this drink.

The strawberry vodka

Use
Smirnoff Strawberry or Absolut Strawberry
Why
The strawberry is the lead flavour

The melon liqueur

Use
Midori
Why
The green and the melon are the second loudest notes

The juices

Use
Fresh OJ, apple juice from carton
Why
The juice base does most of the volume

Variations

Other drinks in the same family.

What if I don't have…

Quick substitutions for when the bottle shop is closed.

No strawberry vodka?

Plain vodka plus 10 ml of strawberry liqueur.

No Midori?

Bols Melon or any green melon liqueur.

No banana liqueur?

Banana syrup at half volume.

Want it shorter?

Build in a rocks glass with crushed ice.

Want it stronger?

Add 15 ml of plain vodka.

Frequently Asked Questions

Direct answers to what people search for after Googling this drink.

How strong is it?
Around 11 percent ABV. The juice and sour mix dilute heavily.
Garnish?
Strawberry on the rim and a lime wedge.
Can I batch it?
Yes. Multiply by serves and stir with ice.
Glass?
Tall hurricane or highball.
Is the name printable?
Most pubs spell it P*ssy On Your Face on the menu.
DL
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Last updated April 26, 2026 · 1 min read

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