Attempted Suicide Punch Recipe

4.50 from 16 votes

The Attempted Suicide Punch is a wild, fruity blend of tropical booze and juicy fruits that will keep your party guests happy all night long. This potent punch combines raspberry vodka, coconut rum, and peach schnapps with refreshing fruit juice for a perfect balance of sweetness and bite. Toss in cantaloupe, strawberries, and bananas, and let the fruit soak up all that booze for a fun, flavorful garnish. Serve it in a tall glass with ice, and you've got the ultimate party drink!

Prep Time8

Total Time8

Course: Beverage, Drinks, Punch

Cuisine: Beverage, Drinks, Punch

Keyword: Beverage Recipe, Drink Recipe, Punch Recipe

Servings: serving

Calories: 32kcal

Ingredients

1 Bottle(s) Raspberry Vodka
1 Bottle(s) Coconut Rum
1 Bottle(s) Peach Schnapps
3 Bottles Fruit Juice
1 Cantaloupe Melon
1 Pint(s) Strawberries
3-6 Banana(s)

Instructions

Prep the Fruit:

Cut the cantaloupe into small cubes and slice the strawberries and bananas.

Mix the Punch:

In a large container, like a cooler or giant punch bowl, pour in the entire bottles of raspberry vodka, coconut rum, peach schnapps, and 3 bottles of fruit juice.

Add Fruit:

Toss the cubed cantaloupe, sliced strawberries, and bananas into the alcohol mixture. Stir well to combine everything.

Let it Marinate:

Let the fruit soak in the punch for a while, so it can absorb all the flavors. The longer it sits, the better!

Serve:

Fill a tall glass with ice and ladle in the punch, making sure to add some of that booze-soaked fruit as a garnish.

Notes

This punch is packed with alcohol, so it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. Be sure to pace yourself, especially with all that delicious, fruit-soaked liquor floating around. You can mix up the fruit juices to fit your taste—pineapple, orange, or tropical blends all work well. For a little fizz, add some lemon-lime soda or sparkling water right before serving. The marinated fruit is a party hit, absorbing all the boozy goodness—just make sure people know it's strong! Perfect for big gatherings, summer parties, or anytime you want to get a little wild with your punch.

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